Shit The Glitter - Festival Package (About 60g Glitter Pills) for The Summer of Your Life. Make The loo More Colorful, Motivation Helper, Funny Fun Article, Festival Fun, Beauty Product, Joke itms

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Shit The Glitter - Festival Package (About 60g Glitter Pills) for The Summer of Your Life. Make The loo More Colorful, Motivation Helper, Funny Fun Article, Festival Fun, Beauty Product, Joke itms

Shit The Glitter - Festival Package (About 60g Glitter Pills) for The Summer of Your Life. Make The loo More Colorful, Motivation Helper, Funny Fun Article, Festival Fun, Beauty Product, Joke itms

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Apparently, there are places online where you can purchase tiny digestible capsules filled with non-toxic glitter that make your feces different sparkly colors.

Perhaps throwing my digestive system yet another curveball with the classic “breakfast-for-dinner” play would throw it off enough to cause it to start actually shitting glitter. If there’s a lesson to be learned here, and there are several that I’m sure I’ll uncover in therapy years down the road, it’s that humans are ugly, deceitful creatures who will build you up on promises of sparkling shit and will proceed to crush you with absolute betrayal. Usually this is a mindless thing where you grab wipes, the changing pad, a diaper and just go through the motions.

Simply put, non-toxic means that if the product is absorbed through the skin or ingested, it won’t poison you in either the short or long term. Don’t worry, we’d never thought about it either, still, in one of the most bizarre business ideas ever concocted, one Ohio-based company is now selling glitter pills that, supposedly, make your poop… glittery! My brother-in-law, unfazed by the incident, then recounted a story of a time where his childhood dog had eaten the entire box of 64 crayons (save for the metallic gold and silver ones) and proceeded to poop rainbows for days after. Beginning to feel pangs of frustration wash over me, I decided to up the ante a little bit, much to my body’s panicked dismay.The pills come with a warning stating that they are for decoration only and not for human consumption, yet, apparently people are eating them anyway for their glittery results. While no one was willing to comment on the product directly, they did point to the rules and regulations for an art and craft supply to get a “non-toxic” label in the U. PIN Authentication: Maestro cards require a Personal Identification Number (PIN) for in-person transactions, adding an extra layer of security.

While there is food-grade glitter, made from starch and food-certified colors, this product, and others like it, likely has tiny plastic shards coated with glitter paint.Please note that this will mean a delay in receiving your parcel as customs can take 1-2 weeks to process a parcel, though it is sometimes faster. If you’ve ever owned a dog or had a kid, you’ve probably realized, however, that the non-toxic label is no joke. We support parents, carers, schools, nurseries, therapists, clinics, teachers, charities and healthcare professionals.



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